Were you bored silly in civics class? Then you’ll love laughing at Socrates, Lincoln, Caesar, and more with these jokes curated by the Typerse review team.
Jurassic Period: Dinosaurs
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A: Because the pee is silent.
1323 BC: King Tutankhamen Dies
Q: Why was King Tut so irresistible?
A: It was his pharaohmones.
Circa 469 BC: The Birth of Western Philosophy
Q: Who was Socrates’s worst student?
A: Mediocrities.
Q: Who was his busiest student?
A: The one with a lot on his Plato.
221 BC: China Begins Construction On an Enormous Fortification
Q: Why did Mark Zuckerberg visit Beijing?
A: To see the Great Firewall.
27 BC to AD 476: The Roman Empire
Q: What did Caesar say when his friend asked how many oranges he’d had?
A: “Et two, Brute.”
5th Century to 15th Century: The Middle Ages
Q: Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference.
6th Century: First Great Mayan City Reaches Its Peak
“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“A Mayan.”
“A Mayan who?”
“A Mayan the way?”
Circa 1275: Europe Meets Asia
Q: Which explorer was the best at hide-and-seek?
A: Marco Polo.
1492: Christopher Columbus Comes to America
Q: What vegetable did Columbus not want on his ship?
A: A leek.
1509: A New Tudor King Is Crowned
Q: Who invented fractions?
A: Henry the 1/8th.
1620: The Mayflower Arrives at Plymouth Harbor
Q: What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims?
A: They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.
1687: Sir Isaac Newton Publishes His Landmark Book on Physics
Q: What did Newton’s doctor tell him when the apple fell on his head?
A: “I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation.”
1775: The American Revolution
Q: Who yelled, “Coming are British the”?
A: Paul Reverse.
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