Friday, 23 April 2021

Jokes Only History Buffs Will Understand

Test your history knowledge with these hilarious quips about history, curated by the Typerse review team.

Why was WWI so quick?

Because they were Russian.

Why was WW2 so slow?

Because they were Stalin.

Roman rules

A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please!”

French fighters

A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian replies, “You’ll only lose it.”

A royal response

What did Richard III say when a planning proposal was submitted for building parking lot?

“Over my dead body”

Marx’s drink of choice

Why did Karl Marx dislike Early Grey tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Dark humor

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

A presidential quip

In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. —President John Adams

Washington’s habits

Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?

Because he couldn’t lie.

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